Tu Hai Kaun Lyrics

Tu hai kaun
Nahin tu hai kaun
Tere bhai ka naam kya hai

Nahi tu hai kaun
Chhota munh badhi baat
Jinka chalta nahi dimag
Unki chalti hai zabaan

Nahi tu hai kaun
Inka munh nahi hota band
Ab hoja hoga nahi dafa
Wahi hoga ab dafan

Nahi tu hai kaun
Ye sikha rahe hai humein
Jinke khud ke bas ki nahi hai
Wo sikha rahe hai humein

Nahi tu hai kaun
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Munh khulte nahi topic pe
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Chal ab bahot hua shor
Tera mande baat kar
Aa ke dekh show mera
Kande taap kar

Dunga tujhe sau mein se
Hundred marks jab
Baatei hongi strong
Jaise bante password

Uga nahi poora
Tere ande half done
Karu gande haath nahi
Mere bande maarte hai

Khaana tujhe veg non
Dhaba mera vaishno
Gaana baje national
Vande matram

Bhole kasam tanne jaane na du
Saale kha lega tu kabhi hum te
Tu jhooth makkari ke oot patang
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Tuney khoon mein jhaanjh ki
Boond mila di
Lute kara jaise kamlesh

Tere uchh vichaar ke
Pujya pitaji ke
Joot baja diye humne

Aa ke bol mujhe
How hard is this ship
Lagegi g jaise parle biscuit
Teri aadhe baatein
Hoti garlic dixie

Gadhe kare rat so
I call them mixed breed
Ball pen wale bars hai
Teri jail bana denge

Bhel hai tu hum
B.h.e.l rail bana denge

Thandi kari maine garam khopdi
Tight pakad meri kalam ro padi
Mehnat daali kara sharam ko bury
Lena padhta nahi to janam 2 baari

Struggle ki baat
Tu karna nahi mere aage
Becha hai khana maine
Beche hai phone bhi

Baap ki roz ki radiology
Kara nahi kabhi maine
1-2 ka 4-7
Ag hai og

Gaane se pehle
Inhe storiyaan banani
Goli lene waale kehte
Goliyaan chalaani

Jitna chaba sake
Utna hi kholna tu munh
Kyuki zyada heavy se
Bhar jaata goliyon mein paani

Nahi tu hai kaun
Chhota munh badhi baat
Jinka chalta nahi dimag
Unki chalti hai zabaan

Nahi tu hai kaun
Inka munh nahi hota band
Ab hoja hoga nahi dafa
Wahi hoga ab dafan

Nahi tu hai kaun
Ye sikha rahe hai hai humein
Jinke khud ke bas ki nahi hai
Wo sikha rahe hai humein

Nahi tu hai kaun
Saare bachche chauthi fail
Munh khulte nahi topic pe
Bas karwalo copy paste

Ye dhee ke lo deekhe load lere
Ye d kathor lere dekhe
Pichhe chikhe chhod dere
Ye g ka zor dere bole
Jija jor se re

Hum isabhghol dere aur de
Attachy pisa khol dere
Inki bhain ki list mein hai
Naam tere bhai ka

Aur ye like kare zaayka
Psycho wo tere bhai
Ko na kare bye kabhi
Aye kabhi sath puri raat to
Wo sath na nibhayega

Badi baat kare barbad kare
Plan tere bhai ko
Main bolu mujhe jaan deke
Jayega numayish kare
Baap tera aayega ni baaz

Bhale pehle aaya
Mere baad to ni jayega
Ghaas fuki thuka
Rap lete aap ruchi

Chaaplusi karne wale
Maare 5 chuke
Rupay 500 mein puri
Raat sooti na main 420

47 khol halak dede
Inko naap tu bhi
Daab tu bhi button
Karde inko raakh tu bhi

Jaanch hogi hoga patan
Pavan paak hogi
Naam hoga vatan ka
Phir aise baat hogi

Daam hoga mota hoga
Mutton roti 8 hogi

Nahi tu hai kaun
Chhota munh badhi baat
Jinka chalta nahi dimag
Unki chalti hai zabaan

Nahi tu hai kaun
Inka munh nahi hota band
Ab hoja hoga nahi dafa
Wahi hoga ab dafan

Nahi tu hai kaun
Ye sikha rahe hai hai humein
Jinke khud ke bas ki nahi hai
Wo sikha rahe hai humein

Nahi tu hai kaun
Saare bachche chauthi fail
Munh khulte nahi topic pe
Bas karwalo copy paste.