Total Siyapaa (Title Track) Lyrics – Ali Zafar, Neeraj Pandey
Hoye kyun beta
Khush rakhega na
Hamari asha ko ji
Zara unchha bol
Punjabiyon ka ghar hai
Ji ji khush rakhunga
Gaa gaa maaro siyapaa
Hoye hoye
Do sau litre aansoon
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein
Kahan pe hum hoye
Haan do sau litre aansoon
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein
Kahan pe hum
Jyaada takleef hai
Thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein
Bolo kaun theek hai
Oopar se tere mummy
Papa bhai aapa
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Hmm mummy teri
Mainu hate kare
Brother tera irritate kare
Daddy hamesha lost rehta
Sister teri manipulate kare
Gabbar saara high-rakhe paara
Soniye ni pango ka hai yeh pitara
Phir bhi teri galiyon
Ka rasta hai naapa
Zara unchha bol
Punjabiyon ka ghar hai
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Haan do sau litre aansoon
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein
Kahan pe hum
Jyaada takleef hai
Thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein
Bolo kaun theek hai
Oopar se tere mummy
Papa bhai aapa
Rabba bajainyi ve
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa
Hum marr gaye yaar
Siyappa siyappa siyappa
Siyappa siyappa siyappa
Siyappa siyappa siyappa
Jab se aaya hoon
Kabhi koi santra maar raha hai
Kabhi koi goli maar raha hai
Kabhi koi gaali de raha hai
Kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai
De raha hai de raha hai
De raha hai
Dhamki de raha hai
Ek se badhkar ek
Namoona ikhatta
Kiya hua hai khandaan ne.