Maharani (Title) Lyrics

Kr$

Maharani!

Suna tujhe bhi
Apni hai marwaani
Honge iss thukaayi ke baad
Tere bhi pair bhaari
Gehraaayi mein main shark
Meri lehar aa rahi
Tu wo jalpari jo nehar
Mein na tair pa rahi..

Padega ab thappad
Tu asli khabar padh
Maine mehrani ko
Faad diya faad diya
Dekha lagana chahta tu rekha
Sindoor se main amitabh,
Teri leke tujh ko nakar diya..

Teri praja nahin
Yeh meri awaam hai
Tere doglepann ka toh
Raha hoon gawa main
Air hostess thi na teri bandi?
Woh toh uska kaam hai
Par tu kyun hawa mein hai?

Tu tha dog? Teri bitch
Main hi chahta
Knock-knock raat ke beech
Mein hi aata
Usne kaha krish
Give me that d*ck
Mera itna bada uska muhfaad
Ke bhi fit nahin aata..

Aww.. Bura laga?
Raftaar bhaiya ne bulaya nahin hustle mein
Aww.. Bura laga?
Kr$na bhaiya aage nikal gaye asal mein..
Aww.. Bura laga?
Artisttaan ne tujhe pyaar nahin kiya
Aww.. Bura laga?
Tujhpe dmf ne kabhi dhayan nahin diya

Karne laga ye
Brainstorming jyada
Par hamle se pahle
Ek warning aata
Classical sangeet ka
Hai shauk mujhe
Aaj kal uth ke chalata
Har morning raga..

Diss minimal
Tujhe max se darr hai
Mere daant pehle nahin
Tere facts kidhar hai?
Maine daala gaana sadhe gyarah
Tune daala 10 pe
Sadhe baiis ghante
Maths kidhar hai?

4 saal teen label
Lock nahin kar paaya
Ek saal se million
Cross nahin kar paaya
Maal phunk ke din bhar
Rehta hai stoned par
Aaj tak ek show tu
Rock nahin kar paaya..

Abhi bahot rage hai
Par pahle stage pe
Dekha teri toh awaaz
Nahin aa rahi thi
Red bull sjow pe
Apne gaane nahin gaa paaya..

Raftaar bhaiya mujhe
Saans nahin aa rahi thi
Thoda kam phunk tu
Marley nahin hai
Haal hi mein suna teri
Maar li gayi hai
Jaake samhal
Apne rangeen baal
Beti akhirkaar ye koi
Beauty parlour nahin hai..

Lena na panga
Laga doon main lanka
Haan tujhme na chamta
Banane ka dhang kaa
Subah subah mujhe
Udhedega ye banda?
Umm..aji mera ghanta..

Kaaran bata
Apni akkad ka
Pichli baar mila toh
Shakal se shakkar tha
Tujhpe main shak karta
Chhote tu mera na takkar ka
Jaa ke ab pakad ja tu
Tony kakkar ka..

Bhasad ka jikar ab
Kar raha hai jaan ke
Mera wikipedia
Padh le tu dhayan se
Hello muhfaad?
Kahan hai tu bhai?

Padaa zikimedia ke
Kudedaan mein
Main gusse wala nahin
Jabtak panga karte
Phir track pe chhoron
Tumhe main nanga karke
Ab dhoo liye haath tune
Ganga jal mein
Main ghoose wala nahin
Mil le ghanta ghar pe..

Punchline pe punchline
Pe punchline
Isko dekh ke lagta hai
Jaise mera lunch time
I’ll slit that
Jaise kholoon kitkat
Laata main bars jab
Aata hai crunch time..

I’m not the one to fuck with
Tu lage inbread jaise
Bun mein cutlet
Ab bunty ke bistar mein
Kar tu varzish
I guess for you son
It’s fun to suck di*k..

Beef mein teri
Kya aukaat hai?
I kill guys..
Chhodi 100 laash hai
Tera khaandan
Sunta hai emiway
Ab samajha chutiya
Kyun aulaad hai..

Maidaan mein bass asli
Jo rakhte kadam
Tu nakli janam se
Ab rakh le bharam
Reply ke naam pe tu
Karle sharam
Rakh de kalam har jass
Tu kar de khatam..

Fotty bhi sunta hai
Kr$na ke gaane
Haan.. Sach nahi bolta tu
Faker hai beta
Tujhse bada hua
Dooosra maharaj
King roco ka choco
Tu lekar hai beta..

Khaa le tu khaa le tu
Kha le tu..
Munh mein ab daal le tu
Daal le tu..
Rap chhor beti
Tere bass ki nahin
Koi jaldi nahin hai
Pahle julfein sambhal le tu..

Itne saal se
Banaya nahin hit
Hiphop ke ghar mein
Lagaya nahin brick
Bimaari mein tune
Banaya ye diss
Afsoos phir bhi kuch
Likh paaya nahin sick..

Maarne ka tha tujhme
Irada nahin
Dikhaya respect aur
Badle mein maanga nahin
Dhakka doge toh
Kathor mujh se jyada nahin
Main hi bhagwan
Mujh se bada maharaja nahin…!

R.i.p. Rest in peace..!