Khan Kaa Gyaan Lyrics

Yo listen up dudes and dudettes
Here comes the man who’s got it all
The looks, the brains,
The power, the gyaan
Khan kaa gyaan

Hi main hoon wahi,
Jisne kabhi kisi se kaha tha
Ki ek garam chai ki
Payali ho aur usko pilaane wali ho
Wohi jisne kabhi kaha tha
Ki tere naam kiya hai,
Jeevan apna saara sang
Wohi jisne kisi se kaha tha
Kabhi kisis ki dulhaniya banogi,
Kya mujhse shaadi karogi

Mujhse shaadi karoge,
Life bana doongi
Lekin parde tak to theek hai,
Asal mein aa ha

Mera gold record hai
Ek sawal hai jo jitni baar maine suna hai,
Woh duniya mein kisi ne nahin suna hoga
Kabh kar rahe ho, kabh kar rahe ho
Kabh kar rahe ho, kabh kar rahe ho
Kabh kar rahe ho
Pehle main ye sawal
Sunke bahut chidta tha,
Ab main bhidta hoon
Koi poochta hai kabh kar rahe ho,
To main poochta hoon ki kab mare
Kab marun, kab marun, kab marun

Hai marr jaanva gurr kha ke
Teri layi ta maran nu vi tyaar aa
Tu ik vaari viah ta kar mere naal

Yo know bade se bada dude
Shaadi ke baad sab jude ho jaata hai
Shaadi ke din jo band bajta hai na
Woh to sirf shuruwaat hoti hai

Hamare saath lagan kar le, maza kar su

Really nice, really cool
He’s got it all, he ain’t no fool
Really hot and he’s got
Lots of style, that ain’t no prime

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana hai
Jo pakda gaya woh chor hai
Jo bach gaya woh siyana
Jiski life mein wife naam ki knife hai
Uss se bach ke safe khel chahiye
Paise, paise, na na

Hai jaha ladki aur ladka ho
Wahan ladna to hoga hi na
Aur ye aaj ki baat nahi ye to
Tab se chala aa raha hai
Jab haaua ko kaaua bana ke
Aadam ne doosri ki
Ore kadam badaya tha
Adam of another madam,
Adam of another madam

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahin chalti
Wahan uski aank chalti hai
Samaj li jiye the wife ghar ki, ghar ki
To apne aap khul jaati nazar ki khidki
Khul jaati nazar ki khidki, nazar ki khidki
Khul jaati nazar ki khidki

Kehte hain ki shaadi ke
Pehle mard adhoora hota hai
Correct, shaadi ke pehle
Mard adhoora hota hai
Aur shaadi ke baad finish

Ab kya hua lag gaya jhatka jabardast
Kab kar rahe ho, na na
Aur shaadi ke baad finish
Kab kar rahe ho, kab kar rahe ho
Karo karo arrey karo.