Achi Maza Aayi Lyrics

Tere sang jo beete din
Baby whenever i think
Nahi clean hoti ye mujhse
Gandi ye meri ghin
Sochta hoon jab unko
Kosta hoon main khud ko
Voo saari yaadein mujhko
Karti rahti hai ping

Sab kahte the kya hogaya bear
Karte bas chutiyappe ke
Khati rahti thi
Harpal mujhse insecurity

Vo tera handsome sa dost
Hadd se jyada hi tha close
Soch ke mujhko hoti thi
Patlipatli tatti

Kitnni ki maine khud se fight
Values se kiya meine compromise
Khud bhi karlo meri jaan
Tera bharta hi nahi tha peat

Kitte sacrifices ki
Par kutti ko bachane ki
Bas jyada tujhse pyar kiya
Bas ye kardi mistake

Jo time maine tujhpe phoonk
Karta agar main usko use
Clear ho jata mera iim n iit

Mil jata chhota sa job
Jaise nasa mein koi astronaut
Jail mein bhi hota to
Aab tak hojata baari

Now i am everywhere on youtube
Burn baby khoob tu
Ek saying hai ki saana kauva
Khata hai bas gu

Now why don’t love you and you do
Us chipku ka ittu sa muh
Hubahu jo dino ne kaha tha
Hogaya hai vo true

Aab bhi jab karta hoon drink
Thodi ho jaati rim-jhim
Light karke dim yaad karta hoon
Wo chutiyappe ke din

Kitna deadly tha vo pain
Now you’re experiencing same
Pagal hoke naachta hoon
And this is what i sing

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath
Aisa hi hona tha

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski
Pahle se thi asanka..

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath
Aisa hi hona tha

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski
Pahle se thi asanka..

Jane kya tha aapne pesh
20-20 sec mein kich-kich
Tere pass tha miss mujhe
On off karne ka switch

Fb pe tere disk mein pics
Daru ke sip, laundo ko kiss
You bitch thick lipistick
Ghis-ghis ke guestlist ne kardi miss

Waise thi tu khatarnaak
Baap re baap aur tera past
Ghumti rahti thi baatein
Ye saari saari raat

Wo bhi hug karta hoga tight
Di hogi usne love bytes
Pagal kiya karte the
Ye saare saare thaughts

Tere gadbad badbakr darpar chadhkar
Gharkar fir badh badh kar further
Jaise gal kar bane har har star
Panchar kar deti hai

Mere gharbar culture server circle
Chalkar sabpar simdhar dharkar
Taskar jaise vulture tu far far
Banjar sab dharti hai

Phir gin gin ke crosin, disprin
3-3 din nahi aana neend
Sinkin’ nahi hota hai kin kin killing you have seen

Roj dosh ke dose mein tha behosh
Swapndosh mein tha madhosh
Main chutiya tha jo maan liya
That you’re sill a virgin

Zingle bell zingle bell
Are bhad mein ja tu go to hell
Bata nahi sakta kitni mujhko ho rahi hai khusi

Baba-baba blacksheep dekho-dekho sad bitch
Jo bhi thoda bahoot wo uski wajah tuhi
Aab jo teri haalat hai wo main uski maatra wajah
Rooroo ke badi siddat se ye karta tha main pray

Bhagwan tere se saare dukh
Ho jaaye naiste-na-putt
Jaate ja meri jaana tu ye chorus to sun le

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath
Aisa hi hona tha

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski
Pahle se thi aasanka..

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath
Aisa hi hona tha

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski
Pahle se thi aasanka..

Na hoti tu itni rude
Na hota ganda attitude
Agar bachpan mein mammy mein bas di hoti ek chamaant

Jab nahi rakh paate ho khayal
Na de pate ho aache sanskaar
Phir kisne kaha tha ki bhaiya kar lo pariwaar

Aab jab rota hoon tujhe lekar
Leke tail aur tissue paper
Chup chup ke main ghut ghut ke nikal leta hoon dukh

Phir aata hai ye vichar
Hota kya hai saala pyar
Phir khud chud-bud se sudh-chud
Sa bik jata hai dukh

Tumhaara charecter hai loose
Bas karna ata hai use
Batana chahta hoon tumko aaj ye breaking news

Tumhari ye jo harkat hai
Bas bdekh ke baby apas se
Bahut kam fark hota hai between you guys and bazaarus

Ja karde case aab court mein
Bahaut ayengi support mein
Hai aajkal ka ye trend
Aur government bhi to hai friend

25 larko se puchoge
He live or leave her think to say
Aab sabse jyada need hai

Powerment for men

Dekho meri to hai ye advise
Why don’t you go out of side
Thodi to dharti se at least kam ho jaye gam

Batao ghar jaake khaa gum
Aankhe bhi kar lunga band
Aur rote rote ye gun gunane ka mera mann
Hey ram…!

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath
Aisa hi hona tha

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski
Pahle se thi aasanka..

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi

Achi maza aayi
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Achi maza aayi
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Achi maza aayi
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